An FBI raid reveals terrorists poisoning the water supply in a small town as a group of college students head to Pismo Beach for spring break debauchery.
Bill
Rob
Linda
Jennifer
Agent Richardson
Anchor Man
Agent Spaulding
Agent Maxson
J.T. Hauser
Sheriff Boyd
Sweet Thing
Inbred Jed
Inbred Ned
Postmaster Walt
Norma Rae
Agent Davis
Dr. Emil Santos
Lawnmower Hell Beast
Mr. Bloody
Taliban Warrior
American Taliban
Inbred Ted
