When a couple of intergalactic space crabs land on Earth, they encounter the one thing they didn’t expect… A duo of dumb frat boys force-feeding them cocaine! As it turns out, cocaine gives space crabs an overbearing impulse to kill! Their string of peculiar homicides has Detective Charlie Reese thinking that something smells fishy… literally!
Charles Reese / Lobsters
Captain
DJ Cowspank (as Doug Hoffman)
The Cocaine King
Alex Bailey
Chad
Brad
Tad
Steve
Yuppie(as Alvin Klausen)
Drug Dealer
Garage Victim
Cop #1
Cop #2
Cop #3
Cop #4
Cop #5
Larry
Golfer
Crab-Wich Guy
Cake Mom
Cake Brother
Former Smoker
Mailbox Victim
Switched to Decaf
Face Off Victim
Basketballer
Jogger
Buried in Crabs
Lovely Lady #1
Lovely Lady #2
Lovely Lady #3
Lady on Bench
Man on Bench
Skateboard Lady
Scooter Girl
Scooter Boy
Dispatch (voice)
Reporter #1
Reporter #2(as Em Buktenica)
Reporter #3
Reporter #4
Reporter #5
Reporter #6
Crab Victim/Crowd
Crab Victim/Crowd
Crab Victim/Crowd
Crab Victim/Crowd
Crab Victim/Crowd
Crab Victim/Crowd
Crab Victim/Crowd
Crab Victim/Crowd
Crab Victim/Crowd
Crab Victim/Crowd
Crab Victim/Crowd
Dad Crab
Mom Crab
Dog Walker
Dog Walked