A struggling writer steals poems written by his mute friend to achieve fame and fortune.
Joey Kremple
Stella Winslow
Mathias Liechstenstein
Elliott Ardsley
Stu Slovack
Dolores
Aunt Shirley
Timmy Smith
Marty Slovack
Milo
Uncle Howard
Bud
Eve
Cousin Linny
Edward
Ed
Wayne Wacker
Floor Manager
Mary
Marty's Mother
