Collins College needs a new department head for their science department, so Doctors Carter and Zorch consult Thinko, the campus computer, and come up with Dr. Mathilda West, who has degrees in lots of things, but turns out to be disruptively attractive as well.
Dr. Mathilda West, aka Tassels Monclair
Jody
Suzanne
Boomie
Dr. Zorch
Dr. Myrtle Carter
George Barton
Conway Twitty
Wildcat MacPherson
Prof. Watts
Etta Toodie
Policeman
Legs Raffertino
Bartender
Woo Woo Grabowski
Fire Chief
Nurse
Professor Towers
Policeman
Night Club Hostess
Miss Amanda Cadwallader
Bullets
Arab
Midget
Sam Thinko
Shoeshine Girl
Mexican Man
Miss Everleigh
Circe
Railroad Conductor
Train Station Attendant
