Unless Darren can survive New York's largest drug mogul, write a paper on Dante's "Inferno," escape three thugs chasing the wrong guy and sell fifty pills of ecstasy to make his tuition payment, he'll never date the girl of his dreams.
Darren
Gracie
Coleman
Michelle
Petunia
Tiffany
Halo
Lindsay
Richard
Homeless Joe
Eduardo
Marla
Doreen
Scott
Bethany
Paul
Harold
Little Steve
C-Low
Louis
Albert
Ralphie
Roger
Homeless Burt
The Seoul Man
Housing Manager
Jayne
