On the day his first child is born, Dan decides to have a swift pint with his best friend before he goes to the hospital. Halfway down the pint, all hell breaks loose. Wetting the baby's head will never be the same again.
Dan
Pamela
The Jockey
Liz
Sas
Sam
Joe The Barman
Ant
Dancer
Angry Landlord
Midwife
Bookie at Races
Suzy
Congo Leader
Gino
Builder 2
Jack The Heavy
Builder 1
Nik 'Sherlock' Holmes
Children's Entertainer
Taxi Driver
Daisy
