Doug, a frustrated playwright and middle school theater teacher, learns his ex is dating his nemesis, the school principal. To get revenge and cost him a Blue Ribbon Award, Doug secretly stages the most inappropriate play imaginable.
Doug
Abigail
Principal Brady
Little Mikey Gomez (LMG)
Lata
Cindy
Mrs. Belkin
Carson
Lili
Brian
Young Principal Brady
Caleb
Kade
Abel
Parent
Troupe Member
Piano Kid / Troupe Member
Musical Attendee
Musical Attendee
