In this one-day dark comedy, an office worker hires assassins to get revenge after a co-worker steals credit for his promotion. Panicked, the credit thief hires private security, and the escalating paranoia is told from multiple perspectives-assassins, guards, and office staff-all racing toward an absurd final showdown over the pettiest feud imaginable.
ArmRick
Petunia
Dwéézil
Devlin
Buster Fitzgerald
Athena
Bernard Cunningham
Sasha/Selena
The Boss
Chet
Susan
Travis
Jovie
Barquevious
Laddy/Scratchy McBeats
Paddy
Lieutenant Mervin
Bertram
Ethel
Bernard's sister
Bitch #1
Otis
Neighbor
Robber
Hiring Manager
Angus
Hogarth
Gwendolyn
Devlin's mother
Gertrude
Chowder
B-team leader
D.J.
Puking man
Tyrone
Jacksonville
Bitch #2
Spike
Nova
Homeless person
Detective Foley
Buster's text-tone (voice)
Police officer (voice)
Bernard's ringtone (voice)
Party goer (voice)
Buster's ringtone #1 (voice)
Jacksonville's ringtone (voice)
ArmRick's ringtone (voice)
Selena's ringtone (voice)
Captain (voice)
Baseball hitter (voice)
Bernard's text-tone (voice)
Voice on tv (voice)
Buster's ringtone #2 (voice)
Alarm sound (voice)
Devlin's ringtone (voice)
