Reclusive vampires lounge in a lonely American town. They wear sunscreen to protect themselves. A descendant of Van Helsing arrives with hilarious consequences.
Mardulak
Sarah
Van Helsing
Sandy
David
Shane
Mort
Jefferson
Jack
Quinton Canada
Anna
Otto
Milt
Merle
Madge
Alice
Chaz
Burgundy
Nigel
Bailey
Juliet
Gwen
James
Pucci
Ramon
Pierre
Dan - The Bodyguard
Vampire #1
Vampire #2
Vampire #3
Tom 'Redneck' Pryor
Vampire (uncredited)
Lingerie Vampire (uncredited)
