At a family gathering, an elderly man reflects on the follies of his youth during his freshman year at college.
P. J. "Petey" Simmons
Martha Scroggs
Alexander "Allie" Bangs
Malachi Scroggs
Mirabel Allstairs
Professor Sillicocks
Keg Rearick
Prisoner
Briggs
Ransom
Sam Byers
Judge Squire Jennings
Andrews
Allen
Saunders
Whipple
Allison
Connie Mathews
Evans
Miss Chickering
Clerk
Policeman
Conductor
Old Man
Mrs. Moffett
Mrs. Holland
