Three porch pirates steal a van and find the kidnapped Queen of Belgium in the back. Low-rent larceny spirals into a disaster worth remembering and mutual regret might be mistaken for something deeper. Probably not, but maybe.
Toby
Alice
Charles
Sheriff Carver
Francis
Greedy Pete
Finbar Skippins
Helga Skippins
Barris
Skunk
Guv
Francis's Handler
Earl the eel
Earl the eel
Auctioneer
Mysterious briefcase girl
Sophie
