Celeste and Bam Bam escape their Midwest hometown for New York, and take on their high-school nemeses - the dictators of the world-famous Salon Mirage - while discovering that true beauty lies within.
Darlene
Stephan
Bam Bam
Jackie
Legba
Eugene
Celeste / Mommy
Ryan
Redneck
Allegra
Suburban Dyke
Angela
Eileen
Linda
Giant
Clem
Neo Nazi
Tony
Malik
Shandra
Waitress
Stage Manager
Trading Faces Cameraman (uncredited)
Roxanne (uncredited)
Graham (uncredited)
Salon Girl (uncredited)
