Two over-loyal Celtic fans kidnap their opponent's star player in order to guarantee their team the championship.
Lewis Scott
Mike O'Hara
Jimmy Flaherty
Carol O'Hara
Coach Kimball
Kevin O'Grady
Tommy O'Hara
Ted Hennison
Self
Self
Derrick Lake
Tony Sheppard
Lurch
Terry Kirby
Referee
Pat 'Patty' Fitzsimmons
Tim 'Timmy' Fitzsimmons
Rich Man
Reporter
Self
Self
Car Theft Victim
