A comedy centered on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after they are transferred to another museum.
Charles Peterson
Roger Barlow
George McLendon
Rose Barlow
Needlebaum
Curator
Donnie
Bob
Starving Artist
Docent
Lead Villain
Sculptor
Warehouse Foreman
Tony
Shipping Supervisor
Pauly
Humming Security Guard
Phil
Museum Executive
Assistant Museum Director
Danish Guard
Rude Museum Patron
