God Has a Rap Sheet

John Ford Noonan

God

Peter Appel

Josh Zmirov

Bonz Malone

Big Rolla Bills

Mark Anthony Love

Anthony

Shane Franklin

Ian

Mohamed Djellouli

Mohamed

Andre De Leon

Oscar

Tommy Houlihan

Patrick

William Smith

Lucifer

Laura San Luis

Stripper #1

Justine Noelle

Stripper #2

Harley Flanagan

Irish Rogue

Dirk Martin

Nazi

Jeff Kovatch

Jewish Banker

Michael Harkins

Trans Person

Ron Balaguer

Trans Person

Ken Sih

Pedophile

Rick Li

Gay Guy

Rabia Williams

Girl Who Rejects Ian

Jim Thalman

Detective

Tony Mangia

Rogue Friend of Anthony

Scott Sherratt

1920s Police

Jim Fletcher

1920s Police

Denny Dale Bess

1920s Police

Ramsay Davila

Scared Guy at Bar

Gloria Pichhadze

Wife of Professor

Salvatore Argano

Mobster

Artie Lange

Unfunny Fat Guy At Bar

James Lorinz

Unfunny Drunken Fool At Bar

David John Bernardo

Unfunny Bald Guy At Bar

Danielle Staub

Whore With Date At Restaurant

Stu Alson

Guy With Whore Date

Sammy Leonard

Crack Head

Hugo Valentin

Crack Head

Coati Mundi

Oscar's Dad

Lee Quiñones

Heroin Addict

Ken Mayo

Domino Player

Anthony Peralo

Italian Club Guy

Morgan Zvanut

Victim of Killer

Elias Klarevas

Bartender