When the world's worst cop is fired he becomes the world's worst private detective. For reasons unknown he finds himself the target of every criminal in town. He must overcome his incompetence and several character defects to solve the case and save his life.
McDick
Molten Lava
Captain Donkowski
Oscar
Melanie
Douglas
Munpoon
Thug
Virginia
Edson
Conroy
Munpoon's Sidekick
Everett Kahn
Informant
Bald Cop
