Takeshi Kitano plays a version of himself in which he's a struggling director cycling through a number of different genres in an effort to complete his latest project.
Takeshi / Yakuza / Father / Ninja / Detective / Astronomer
Higashi Oizumi
Kumiko
Kimiko
Wife
Daughter
Maid
Heroine
Gentleman in a White Mercedes
Massao's Mother
Astronomer Yamamoto
Young Man
Hisamatsu
Noh Mask Man
Karate Instructor
Car Owner
Hisamatsu Group Young Head
Barkeeper
Foreign Boy living in Japan
Police Officer
Madam at the Bar
Chief Elder
Retainer
Child
Old Lady
Thug
Man Who Picked Up the Car
Professor Ide
Owner of the House
Duck (voice)
Narrator (voice)
