Lucinda goes on a trip away with her two friends Katherine and Amanda and convinces them to join her on form a variety act in order to impress her childhood crush Neville, a talent agent holding a gala night.
Lucinda
Katherine
Amanda
Neville Goodenough
Sydney Fisher
Pip
Algie
Ronnie Rich
Rupert Irstead
Melvin
Maureen Riley
Gerald Riley
Sandra Sweet
Mario the Magician
Mario's Mother
Portly Vicar
Sling/Neckbrace
Ted
Alfonso
Sally
Tarquin
