Rent-A-Person

James Haven

James Coleman

Jennifer Haworth

Wendy Stewart

Manolo Travieso

Jaguar Man

Jon Molerio

Fred Lawrence

Jon Molerio

Marilyn

Gary Davis

First Homeless

Oscar Torre

Homeless Spokesman

JoJo Henrickson

TV Interviewer

Joe Bob Smith

Greek Chorus

Brennan W. Penney

Greek Chorus

Hank Nelken

Greek Chorus

T.J. Thyne

Photographer

Cameron Young

Bathroom Man

Jon Bokenkamp

Pooper

David Percas

Pooper

Douglas Spain

Pooper

Andrew Borakove

Homeless

Ray Carbajal

Homeless

Steve Avdul

Homeless

Geoff Hale

Homeless

Katie L. Fetting

Homeless

Meta Valentic

Driver

Kyle Valentic

Driver

Mike Dirksen

Driver

Michael Winnick

Driver

Alice Amter

Boob Babe

Rachael Anderson

Dream Girl

Stephanie Arellano

Barbie

Kelly Divine

Barbie

Richard Kuenne

Bank Manager

Riley Andrew Peters

Baby Boy

Ken Annakin

Narrator (Voice)