Shareen and Claire, a lesbian couple living on Staten Island, find themselves ensnared in a vast conspiracy involving a ghost ship of nuclear refuse, ominous television commercials, and deadly cat food.
Shareen Lightfoot
Claire Mayakovsky
Mimi Mayakovsky
Jiannbin Lui
Miguel Flores
Stuart Sterling
Honey Mayakovsky Lightfoot
Clayton Lightfoot, Sr.
Condom Poet
Mother Mary
Roger Bailey
Nina Simpson
Bernadette Cherryhome
Supermarket Manager
Woman in Locker
Bookseller
Cat Lover
Man Bathing
Tim
Peter Finn
Pam Mandel
Boss Man
Japanese Businessman
Music Executive
Rapper
Brad
Skip
Tully
Soap Man
Barry Fox
GX Kid
GX Kid
Dr. Callahan
Child Psychiatrist
Teru the Psychic
Man with Bullhorn
Village Matriarch
City Lady
Billy Boy
Jackie Tan
Jackson
African Woman
German Tourist
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