Five bored, occasionally high and always ineffective Vermont state troopers must prove their worth to the governor or lose their jobs. After stumbling on a drug ring, they plan to make a bust, but a rival police force is out to steal the glory.
Thorny
Farva
Mac
Foster
Rabbit
Captain O'Hagen
Chief Grady
Ursula
Governor Jessman
College Boy 1
College Boy 2
College Boy 3
Thin Queen Bartender
Waitress
Local Officer Rando
Local Officer Smy
Local Officer Burton
Larry Johnson
Dead Woman (Lucy Garfield)
Bobbi
Arlo
Complaining Fan
Frank Galikanokus
Mayor Timber
German Man
German Woman
Casino La Fantastique Sally
Chicken F**ker
Chicken F**ker
Dimpus Burger Guy
Governor's Aide
Banquet Bartender
Gawking Citizen
Urinatee
Pilot
Foreman One
Foreman Two
Party Girl (uncredited)
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Governor's Press Conference Supporter (uncredited)
