After Santa tells Michael Bolton that he needs 75,000 new babies by Christmas to meet toy supply, he hosts a sexy telethon to get the world to start making love.
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Adam Scott
Carmela
Ebenezer Scrooge
Misty
Punk rocker
Maya Rudolph
Peter Salanz
Blair
Dr. Vince Harbert
Casey Wilson
Baby Archer
Alan
Brooke Shields
Self
Janeane Garofalo
Self
Self
Kenny G
Janitor
Chocolatier Customer
Carl Flossy
Ben
Susan
Dianne
Michael Fulton
Security Guard #1
Security Guard #2
Chef Roy
Wally
Self
Virtual Woman
Virtual Pharmacist
Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
