An 'Airplane!'-style spoof of hospital soap operas—a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor romances the head nurse in order to get the key to the drugs cabinet; and there's a mafioso on the loose disguised as a woman.
Dr. Stephanie Brody
Dr. Simon August
Dr. Milton Chamberlain
Dr. Charles Litto
Dr. Thurman Flicker
Julie
Dr. Bucky DeVol
Floyd Kurtzman
Dr. Oliver Ludwig
Nurse Norine Sprockett
Dr. Phil Burns
Dr. Walter Rist
Dr. Joseph Prang
Sal Bonafetti
Malamud Callahan
Angelo / Angela Bonafetti
The Nurses - Chang
The Nurses - Perez
The Nurses - Thatcher
The Nurses - Willa Mae
The Nurses - Annie
The Nurses - Theresa
The Nurses - Jones
The Nurses - Sanchez
The Nurses - Nina
The Nurses - Skateboard Nurse
The Candystripers - Valerie
The Candystripers - Bunny
The Candystripers - Jyll Omato
The Candystripers - Glenda
The Candystripers - Bobby
The Candystripers - Phone Striper
The Surgeons - Doctor Stevens
The Surgeons - Doctor Whitehat
The Surgeons - Doctor Quick
The Surgeons - New Intern
The Gangsters - Rocco
The Gangsters - Rocco's Wife
The Gangsters - Jerry
The Gangsters - Angelo's Wife
The Gangsters - Guido
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
The Cops - Mr. Bannerman
The Cops - Blind Officer
The Cops - Emilia
The Cops - Bed Mechanic
The Cops - Cicerelli
The Cops - Cop with Assault Victim
The Hospital Staff - Miss Ditka
The Hospital Staff - Mrs. Pendergast
The Hospital Staff - Flower Lady
The Hospital Staff - Usherette #1
The Hospital Staff - Usherette #2
The Hospital Staff - Warren the Orderly
The Hospital Staff - Paul the Orderly
The Hospital Staff - Arnold the Orderly
The Hospital Staff - Hospital Announcer
The Patients - 82 Year Old Man
The Patients - Woman Who Almost Got Licked
The Patients - Boy with Fly
The Patients - Boy with Fly's Mother
The Patients - Mickey Callaghan
The Patients - Ward Patient #1
The Patients - Ward Patient #2
The Patients - Disgusting Looking Patient
The Patients - Calvin Klein Model
The Patients - Nervous Patient
The Patients - Man in Wheelchair
The Patients - Little Cowboy
The Patients - Complaining Man
The Patients - Santa Claus
The Flashback - Young Simon's Grandfather
The Flashback - Young Simon's Father
The Flashback - Young Simon's Mother
The Flashback - Young Simon
The Flashback - Football Playing Maid
The Others - Oscar Katz
The Others - Newscaster
The Others - Spectator
The Others - Spoiled Brat
The Others - Little Girl in Park
The Others - Little Boy in Park
The Others - Mrs. Pierce
The Others - Christmas Elf
The Others - Party Guest
The Others - Party Guest
The Others - Balloon Man
Drug Dealer (uncredited)
Featured (uncredited)
Extra (uncredited)
Girl with Broken Nose (uncredited)
Susan Lucci (uncredited)
Jacobs (uncredited)
New Intern (uncredited)
Doctor (uncredited)
Flower Stealing Patient (uncredited)
Nurse (uncredited)
