It's 1999, and as the end of the millenium approaches, people are attempting to find spiritual enlightenment. But a few people want to skip all the work that entails, and a holy Tenktonese relic in the hands of a heretic is giving them a shortcut. But it's not quite as easily controlled as she says.
Detective Matt Sikes
George Francisco
Susan Francisco
Cathy Frankel
Emily Francisco
Buck Francisco
Randy
Felix Nativadad
Whacko Human
Albert Einstein
Capt. Brian Grazer
Detective Beatrice Zapeda
Jason Webster
Alana
Calaban Smith
Vivian Fairbanks
Marina Del Rey
Frank Norton
Jennifer
Officer Laskau
Officer Shivan
Polly Wannakraker
Jill
Marvin Bigelow
Cop
Landlady
Lawyer
Detective (uncredited)
