In 1957 Brooklyn, small-time mobster George and his sidekick Dip realize they've forgotten the birthday of mob boss Joey, so they engage the services of prostitute Glorice. Joey's reaction to Glorice gives George a promotion, and he's installed as Joey's assistant. George makes the discovery that gender-bent Glorice is not exactly a woman after all. The problem gets worse: Joey intends to marry Glorice, but she plans to blackmail him after the wedding.
George Gianfranco
Joey "The Heart" Aorta
Glorice Kalsheim
Dip McKenzie
Frank Briles
Chica
Ruffo
Maderiaga
Rivello
Glasso
Draft Detective
Waitress
Chinese Cook
Father Doyle
Gregory Kirk
Swede Carlson
Doctor
Friendly Sam
Mickey The Baker
Bartender
Sailor #1
Sailor #2
Dr. Stockmann
Captain Horster
High Society Woman
Midwestern Woman
Woman with Bad Teeth
Beatnik
Jewish Woman
Sorority Woman
Messenger Boy
Chalky Bergamo
Di Marco
Foreman
Dockworker #1
Dockworker #2
Dockworker #3
Dockworker #4
Mortician
Beauty Shop Woman #1
Beauty Shop Woman #2
French Woman
"Beefcake" Sailor
Adopted Child
Adopted Child
Adopted Child
Adopted Child
Strip Joint Announcer (voice)
Stripper (voice)
Baseball Announcer (voice)