A boy, a girl, and the worst football team in Britain. You can't choose who you're going to fall in love with.
Gertie Roberts
Donald Roberts
Herbie Lane
Charlie McQueen
David Roberts
Mr Blake
Derek Dobson
Mr Travis
Emelda
Jeff Barnes
Peter Batchelor
Anoushka
Dick Ellis
Tony Soper
Roy Oliver
Alan Stonebridge
Ginger Warburton
Angie
Barry Stringer
Policeman #1
Knuckles
'Brian' West Ham Manager
Mrs. Meredith
Burly Steward
'Robbo' West Ham Player
