On the advice of his childhood hero, Robert R. Mutt embarks on a madcap adventure to attain the three keys to being a "somebody" - a girl, some money and a championship ring.
Robert Mutt
Clinton Manitoba
Fred Steinke
Hershey Hershenfield
Cookie De Whitt
Edna Kemperton
Dixie
J. Amberson De Whitt
Eugene 'Euge' Dillion
Dr. Pooseby
Uncle Casper
George
Dr. Elizabeth
Winifred Steinke
Regina Manitoba
Veronica Mutt / Stormy Blaze
Mildred Mutt
Ari
Jonas
Rabbi Kirshenblat
Homeless Man (as Stephen Hart)
Greta
Bartender
Gary - Catatonic inmate
Charlie - Cowboy kid with bike
Mr. Kwong - Snack Bar Manager
The Connection (as Araxi Arslanian)
Lester the Registrar
Irate Mother
Wingo - Junkie
Robert Jr.
Trashy Cougar
Kirsitie the Dog
Girl
Weather Girl
