Blinky, the bespectacled son of Col. "Raw Meat" Islip, is scorned by his fellow cavalrymen stationed on the Mexican border because his previous military experience was as a Boy Scout.
Geoffrey Arbuthnot 'Blinky' Islip
Mary Lou Kileen
Mrs. Islip
Col. 'Raw Meat' Islip
Priscilla Islip
Bertrand Van Dusen
Maj. Kileen
Husk Barton
Lt. Rawkins
The Adjutant
