The inventor of sure-fire failures leads such an abysmal life that he creates a second identity, that of a dashing, debonair womaniser.
Arthur Brownjohn / Sir Easonby 'E' Mellon
Hester Green
Clennery Tubbs
Lady Joan Mellon
Patricia Parker
Mr. Harrington
Dr. Hubbles
Mrs. Payne
Uncle Ratty
Clare Brownjohn
Jack Parker
Ames
George Payne
Miss Bonnamie
Peter 'Bobo' Jackson
Lillywhite
Himself on Television - Muscleman (uncredited)
