A middle aged writer of pornographic novels meets and falls in love with a sixteen year old school girl. This alone is cause for concern but when the couple get married and move to America, the trouble (and fun) really begins.
Scott Wardman
Twinky
Mummy
Daddy
Twinky's Grandfather
Hal
Mr. Wardman-Scott's father
Mrs. Wardman-Scott's mother
Judge Millington-Draper
Judge Roxborough
Solicitor
Lucky Grandpa's Au-Pair!!
Hal's Candy Store Secretary
