Wild and unpredictable events shake up the life of Aaron, who, before being stung by a scorpion and kidnapped, was a simple wage slave. Now, he's immersed in a strange adventure that will find him seduced by a coworker and assaulted by a gang of elderly women… and that's just the start of his trials and tribulations!
Aaron
Jesse
Border Patrol Agent
Park Ranger
Big Mama Joan
Bettie
Esther
Marilyn
Omigod
Boss
Boss' Wife
Tour Guide Polly
Steve The Thug
Bruce Snakebit Thug
Frank Not A Thug
Big Boss
Henchman
White Madonna
Greta
Liza
Dolly
Tina
Elizabeth
Black Madonna
Jean
School Administrator
High School Student
Aaron's Father
Marcus
George
Cruise Drug Dealer
