When Kostek gets in the wrong taxicab and sees Luna, it is love at first sight. But Luna already has a girlfriend named Klara Rojek and is a lesbian so Kostek has more than a few things that are in his way of ever being with her. Kostek does whatever it takes to talk to Luna and tries to get her attention, including trying out for a porn movie Klara's feminist group is making. After some lengthily casting, Klara concludes that Kostek is the ideal guy for Luna to star in the film with.
Kostek
Luna
Klara Rojek
Teresa Wodzen / Maria
Professor Katzówna
Norbert Plesica
Father Leon
Dr. Gebauer
Inga Wawras
Father Kajetan
Porno Actor
Szymon Mrówka
Anna Mrówka
Plesicowa
Blonde
Milena Bambrys
Milena's father
Antoni Chrumski
Young Teresa / Maria
Virgin
Kasia Sakowska
Posłanka
Man at the casting (Uncredited)
Man at the casting (Uncredited)
Priest Photographer
Priest Stylist
Laerta
Ofelia
Stena Maciochowa
Beatka
Blond Swede 2
Szczudlarka
Bartender in the Club
Dancer
Woman in a ladies' room
Nurse
Movie camera operator
Themselves
Waitress in the Club
Krav Maggia Student
Taxi Driver
Naked with tattoos
Choir member
Naked man-gum
Feminist
Production designer
Jadwinia Plesicówna
Producer in TV studio
Waitress in the Club
Mateusz Janczak
Sexy Doctorant
Krav Maggia Student
Dancer
Self
Novice
Crazy Man
Naked old man
Dancer
Dancer
Szczudlarka
Dancer
Naked fat
Male Nurse
Szczudlarka
Conductor
Girl for Plesica
Sound operator from the Plesica team
Szczudlarka
Szczudlarka
Camera operator from the Plesica team
Naked dwarf
Szczudlarka
Szczudlarka
Szczudlarka
Virgin
Child from billboard
Szczudlarka
Olenka Plesicówna
Helenka Plesicówna
Marynia Plesicówna
Wladzio Plesica
Girl for Plesica
Krav Maggia Student
Szczudlarka
Child of Kostek & Luna
Dancer
Virgin
Camera operator in TV studio
Guard in TV
Naked negro
Szczudlarka
Dancer
Naked in the mask
Self
Szczudlarka
Assistant from the Plesica team
Dancer