As Christmas celebrations get under way, Britain is rocked by a deadly new food scare - "mad turkey disease".
Colin Worsfold
Arthur Hedley
Pathologist
Peter Villiers
George Cranley
Geoffrey Lester
Waterboard Chairman
Claire Worsfold
Ben Worsfold
Pippa Worsfold
Androcles
Maureen
Spike
Treasury Boss
Hans Gluck
Montague
Gun Shop Assistant
Journalist
Journalist
Pipsqueak
Regional Newspaper Journalist
Scientist
Policeman
Newsreader
Newsreader
Celebrity Newsreader
Security Man
Security Man
Gordon the Gobbler
Beardie
Fat Bloke
