A poet-astronaut is shot through an area of space called the Chronosynclastic Infundibulum. He is duplicated into infinite copies of himself, each of whom finds himself in a bizarre situations on a different world.
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Mrs. Stevenson
Stony Stevenson
Walter Gesundheit
Bud Williams, Jr.
Col. Donald 'Tex' Pirandello
Sandy Abernathy
Dr. Bobby Denton
President Rosewater
Bokonon
Island Girl
Sergeant
Dr. Paul Proteus
