What would you do if your business partner stole your business and your wife, and then told you he wouldn’t become a Christian unless the Pope showed up at his house and asked him? You kidnap the Pope and take him on a road trip to end all road trips, to save him and your wife.
The Pope
Michael Angelica
David Paul Sheba
Beth Sheba
Spiro
Jesse
Gums and Roses
Cardinal Cariott
Monsignor Nate Riacco
Bishop Wisp
Dimitri Leonid Disputin Kamarozov
Aloysius Fyodor Pavlonovich "Weebus" Kamarozov
Sommelier
Young Michael
Young David
Young Beth
Minister
Family member 1
Family member 2
Reporter 1
Reporter 2
Maid of Honor
