Why the hell would you want to play for the Toronto Boxsprings? They’re a bad team in a lousy inter-county league. They’re owned by a crappy discount mattress store. Even their locker room sucks - stuck in the leaky basement of a local dive bar.
Jessica 'Messy Jessie' Tapp
Chester 'Chip' Hudson
Benjamin 'The Berg' Berger
Kashvi 'Cash Money' Suthakar
Elias 'Eclair' LeClair (as Michael Daniel Murphy)
'Mystic' Linda Callaghan
Andrea 'Sad Andy' Tapp
Tony 'Noname' Yaznewski
Jeremy 'Juicebox' Berger
Umpire
